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Lightweight as heck, folds down to about 20.5 inches so it slips right into your bag without drama, and when you need it, semi-automatic open with one hand – boom, 48-inch canopy shielding you from whatever the sky's throwing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade from 100% durable polyester that's waterproof and dries quick, backed by 8 sturdy fiber ribs that won't flip inside out on you during a gusty mess. Comes with a sleeve to keep it tidy and a wrist strap for easy carrying, plus the sublimation printing means those vibrant colors stick around, no fading after a few storms. 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