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We craft the frame from 100% wood, slap on a plexiglass face, and the guts are all metal, with those vibrant prints that won't fade easy. Comes in white base, black base, or wooden base options, and the hands match – black or white, all in a solid 10-inch size that fits just about anywhere. Hooks right up on the back, super easy. And hey, we only make these when someone actually orders one, so no piles of unsold clocks gathering dust in some warehouse – less waste, feels kinda righteous, right? 😏\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTo keep it looking sharp, just wipe off dust with a clean, dry microfiber cloth – nothing fancy needed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eWhite Base\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eBlack Base\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eWooden Base\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; 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