{"product_id":"im-dutch-and-i-know-things-womens-long-sleeve-v-neck-shirt-sporty-tee-netherlands-pride-apparel-fun-gift-for-soccer-fans-casual-wear-dutch-spirit-gear","title":"I'm Dutch and I know things - Women's Long Sleeve V-neck Shirt, Sporty Tee, Netherlands Pride Apparel, Fun Gift for Soccer Fans, Casual Wear, Dutch Spirit Gear","description":"\u003cp\u003eSlipping into this \"I'm Dutch and I Know Things\" long-sleeve V-neck? It's straight-up channeling that Tyrion smirk from Game of Thrones, but flipped for all the Dutch cleverness – you know, the kind that comes with windmills, bikes everywhere, and crushing it on the soccer field. Perfect for repping Netherlands pride without trying too hard, whether you're chilling at a match or just wandering Amsterdam vibes in your head. Anyway, it's got that sporty tee feel but classy with the V-neck, makes a killer gift for any soccer fanatic who gets the joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from this super soft 95% polyester and 5% spandex blend, it stretches just right and feels lightweight at 5.6 oz\/yd² – no heavy nonsense weighing you down. Double needle stitching on the sleeves, neck, and hem keeps it tough through whatever, and there's a printed size and care label inside the collar so no itchy tags bugging you. Assembled right here in the USA, with thread colors that match the design because details matter, right? We only whip these up when someone orders – no warehouse of forgotten shirts gathering dust, cuts down on waste and honestly feels pretty good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComes in sizes XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL – check the guide below, it runs true but measure up if you're between. Care's easy: machine wash warm (max 30C or 90F), tumble dry low heat, skip the bleach, no ironing, and definitely no dry cleaning. Throw it on for casual days or layer it under something – versatile like Dutch engineering 😏.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eXS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; 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word-break: break-word;\"\u003e22.52 - 22.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWaist width, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e12.01 - 12.52\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e12.99 - 13.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e14.49 - 15.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e15.51 - 15.98\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e17.01 - 17.52\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; 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